“Flower” refers to the cured and dried female cannabis blooms, commonly called “buds” or “nugs.” The flower is typically intoxicating.
“Top-shelf bud” is the best source material for the best smoking experience. In slang terms, low-grade weed is referred to as “ditch,” “schwag,” “bunk,” and “brick” weed while premium weed is referred to as the “dank,” “Private Reserve,” “loud,” and “fire” weed.
The key characters that separate the bad weed from good weed are flower structure, appearance, smell, and feel. Four characters will be broken down to spot the good stuff and avoid the bad ones.
1. Flower structure: Skillfully cured and cultivated Sativa-leaning flowers tend to be fluffy and light in composition and shape, while the flower structure of indicas tends to be denser and tighter. Most rock-hard flowers have an unpleasant taste because cultivators are using plant growth regulators. On the other hand, extremely fluffy flowers are a sign that the plant was not cultivated up to its potential and has insufficient light intensity.
2. Look: most good-quality flowers express colors from deep purple to bright blue and sometimes have deep green with red hairs of flaming orange. High-end flower, like healthy produce, fresh, gives a few hints in identifying its quality. Another significant visual sign of good weed is the viability and amount of trichomes. These are the glimmering crystal-like, small appendages on the surface of the plant that holds and create the compounds responsible for the flavor, effect, and smell of the flower.3.
3. Smell: Cannabis cured and cultivated to the highest standards usually exhibits a pleasant and pungent aroma. Flowers producing a strong fragrance are referred to as having a “loud” or “dank” odor, which is the indicator of the flower’s overall quality. There are different terms used for the aroma types including pine, skunk, and diesel. A good-smelling flower is pungent, unmistakable, and distinct.
4. Feel: Top-shelf flower should be slightly spongy and sticky when you gently squeeze or touch. The bud should be easy to break apart and stems should, but should not crumble or completely dry when you touch it. Then again, buds should not be too soft or wet, since the chance of developing mildew or mold is higher.
The good flower comes in many sizes and shapes and has few nicknames to recognise.
Other qualities of good weed
A neuroscientist and a weed maps’ scientific adviser at Portland Legacy Research Institute, Oregon, Dr. Adie Rae, pinpointed three more fundamental indicators of quality of weed: ethical companies, ethical cultivation, and diverse chemistry.
1. Ethical companies: according to Rae, small, family-owned businesses and craft producers are the most ethical. “Look for Black-, women-, and minority-owned producer. Most huge corporations are concentrating nonprofits and yield than plants,” she said.
2. Ethical cultivation: Rae highlighted that ethical cultivation practices sustainable agriculture, uses living soil, and does away with synthetic fertilizers. “Look for Sun+Earth, Clean Green Certified, or any organic products and producers using regenerative agricultural practices,” Rae advised.
3. Diverse cannabinoids: A terpene profile and diverse cannabinoids are appropriate in CBD products. Rae suggested that before making a purchase, consumers should see the Certificate of Analysis. The certificate states the complete list of contained cannabinoids in the product.
How to detect if it is a bad weed?
1. Flower structure: Improper growing lighting conditions can lead to “airy” or “fluffy” nugs, and though they may contain higher levels of terpenes and cannabinoids, their density is still harshly and widely discharged by the cannabis community.
2. Look: One key indicator of bad weed is the presence of amber-colored trichomes. With heat, light, and time, trichomes turn to an amber hue. This is a dead bargain that you have been tricked into last year’s harvest.
3. Smell: Often referred to as “bottom shelf” or “schwag,” these low-quality buds can stink a mildewy or musty aroma. A straw-like or musty aroma is a clear indication of compromised or aged cannabis.
4. Feel: A lower quality buds often brittle and dry to the touch. Bad weed easily crumbled when touched or even falls apart. Undone, the loose flower is called “shake” and must be avoided.
Is expensive weed constantly good?
“A low price weed could be an older item past its shelf life,” Rae insisted. “Sometimes, you can have a nice-smelling flower for a very good price.”
Check the date of harvest and check the aroma before getting weed that looks unreasonably low-cost. Marijuana that does not pass the smell test might be a dirt weed. The point, however, is that getting a good weed depends on your taste.
The search for a good-quality flower does not have to be intricate. With a discerning nose and eye, even beginner cannabis smokers can easily distinguish the bad quality buds.
But of course, at the end of the day, it is all about what you prefer when you smoke weed. The goal is to finally find the strain that fits you well. It’s simply about searching for the right product that matches your chemistry and can thus enjoy it over again.
So go get your weed. Check the four main indicators so you will understand what you are taking. Then get a quality weed strain that suits your taste well.